Omg shiny woot

I don't know the story behind this.



However, *FeelingVeryLucky wrote a story for it:

<sub>In a freak accident involving his vacuum eye, Tobi somehow transported himself into another world, the Land of Hyrule! He didn't know how to get back to his own universe at first, so he explored a little and soon discovered a treasure chest. Within that chest, he found a shiny heart-shaped glass filled with red fluid. It was so beautiful and jewel-like, he couldn't resist the urge to hold it over his head and beam towards the sky.

"You've got a Piece of Heart!" a voice from nowhere said. "Collect three more and increase your health by one!"

"Hey, do you know where Tobi is?" he asked the voice, but it didn't answer him. The mask-wearing man felt lonely and sad; he was alone again, without a hint to guide him.

Soon, a little girl approached him, calling him "big bro" for some reason. Tobi didn't understand, but he played along anyway, and soon became quite attached to her. Then the girl, Aryll, was kidnapped while he slept in the attic of her home one night, and Tobi felt the need to save her as a way to repay her for her hospitality.

But he ended up doing more than that: Tobi recovered the shards of the triforce, learned how to wave a baton and sort mail, and defeated a red-headed evil overlord, all in a matter of days! Defeating those enemies with his sharingan wasn't hard at all. Child's play, really. Tobi couldn't help but laugh at Ganon's giant purple pig puppet. Was Ganon trying to kill him or entertain him?

After Tobi "fulfilled his destiny as the Hero of Time," he was sent back to his own world by the King of Hyrule. Tobi wanted to keep the shiny gold triangles, but the King offered him a spare heart container instead. (Tobi had somehow managed to break the first one he found.) Content with his treasure, Tobi bid the world goodbye.

As he sailed through the realm between that world and his own, the heart container began to glow green in his hands.

"Omg, shiny... W00t!" Tobi gushed. "But why did Tobi's prettyful jewel turn green? Oh, it must've been because Chuck Norris wanted it to be green. And not even Tobi can argue with Chuck Norris."

The light at the end of the realm shone a brilliant yellow-orange, engulfing him and his treasure. "Tobi's back home!" he cheered happily. "I can see sempai again!"

"Tobi, wake the hell up, hmm!" Deidara yelled, kicking poor Tobi in the head. "Leader has a mission for us."

"Sempai!!!" Tobi wailed, launching himself towards Deidara. "Boy, do I have a story to tell you! I was in a strange world, where people had pointy ears and magical boats, and--"

As Tobi babbled on, Deidara's countenance shifted from annoyance to confusion. "You were dreaming, hmm," he told the mask-wearing man flatly.

"Nuh-uh! I still have the glowing jewel that the King of Hyrule gave me!" Tobi checked his pockets and bed; his beloved treasure was missing. Disheartened, Tobi fell to the floor and started to cry. "My stuff is gone..." he moaned between his river of tears. "I want my jewel..."

"Suck it up," Deidara commanded unsympathetically, dragging his partner out of the room by the collar, leaving a wet trail in their wake.</sub>